fuck take me back

The Post-Pandemic Internet

July 7th, 2022


Ya wanna know what sucks? The internet. Now I'm not saying the entire fuckin internet is a shithole like any boomer would think, but a pretty good deal of the modern internet has all gone to shit. Why is this? Well I've had a theory for a month or so now focused on what I call the post-pandemic internet. You see, when COVID hit everyone had to go and stay inside of their house n shit. This gave them more free time to do whatever. AND GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN TIKTOK COMES AROUND FOR NO REASON AND STARTS COINING ALL THESE FUCKING SLANG TERMS AND "TRENDS" TO TRY AND ROT PEOPLES BRAINS GOD DAMN IT FUCK.


I HATE THE MODERN INTERNET SO GOD DAMN MUCH AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING GORILLA FROM 2016. 2018 AND '19 WERE THE ACTUAL PEAK OF MEME CULTURE, I PRAY THAT ONE DAY WE COULD GO BACK TO 2019 AND I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE FORK SCRAPING ON A PLATE THAT IS THE MODERN SLANG TIKTOK FOUNDED.


FUCK

BUT THATS NOT ALL, ITS STARTED SEEPING INTO DISCORD TO, THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH THESE PICREW ANIMATION MEME 4K 1992 AESTHETCI DEJN EBBHJ FUCK THEYRE TOO EASY TO SPOT I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. THEY THINK THEYRE HOT SHIT BUT THEYRE HIDING UNDER 92 DIFFERENT LAYERS OF TOXICITY AND TRY TO FORCE THIS SHIT ON EVERYONE AROUND THEM. ITS NOT FUN. NOT FUN AT ALL. THIS IS WHY I KEEP ISIS PROPAGANDA N SHIT SAVED TO MY LAPTOP, SO I CAN POST IT AND SHUT EVERYONE THE FUCK UP. HOLY SHIT.